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Who does Jamie carragher think would win a fight between a hippo and a shark?

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  1. Sweats

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    Personally I think if the shark was a great white it would win. Also maybe a tiger shark. Though I suspect it may be a more even battle.

    I am willing to change my own opinion based on whatever the phlegmy scouse twat thinks. As he is the enlightened one.

    I also heard that he beat Stephen Hawking in an arithmetic test.


    What snippets of joy do we want to hear from Jamie next?

    I'd quite fancy his thoughts on the perfect size tit. Based on the droop/weight ratio and nipple size.
     
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  2. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    What about a whale shark? I think that may beat the hippo but we will need Carraghers final decision before we can truly know.
     
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    Whale sharks don't have teeth.

    Hippos are deadly. They kill hundreds of people a day.
     
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  4. Needs a poll <whistle>
     
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  5. Style

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    [video=youtube;I16_8l0yS-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g[/video]

    Mega shark eats planes, I think it could take a hippo?
     
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    Shark 100%. This is a battle in water obviously, shark all day long.
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Rep, awesome film that
     
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  8. Style

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    <ok>

    Top quality acting all the way through!
     
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    I think I may have watched it for a short time. I thought it was a documentary using real footage. Was terrified I had to turn it off.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    The Hippo would win, I like Hippos. :D

    I wish I could see the look on Swarbs face when he logs on next.
     
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  11. The <badger> would kick both their arses!
     
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    A honey badger might win. They're the hardest creatures on the planet.
     
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    So that's how Lost ended. Saved myself a whole lot of time by watching that <ok>

    Swarbs is relieved that our board has finally begun some serious discussion. Although I did wonder if I'd wound up on the Liverpool board by mistake...

    Oh, and hippo all the way. Sharks can't open their mouths wide enough to eat a hippo.
     
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    Probably because the US Government supplied hippos with military grade weapons.

    <whistle>
     
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    And military grade fast food.
     
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    Our badger is a lover not a fighter. <badger>
     
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    I'm going for Hippo.
     
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    I ate a hippo once... I was drunk at the time... but I recall she rather enjoyed it.
     
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    Vs what breed of shark?
     
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    Don't underestimate Jamies knowledge of sharks. for the past 4 years, he goes on holiday to swim with sharks.

    He wears shorts ,flippers and his only protection is a T-shirt with LIVERPOOL F.C, this is our year to win the premiership"

    Even the sharks won't swallow that
     
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