I am was a top International player who scored 10 goals in my native country before signing for a top Premiership club but only scored once. I moved to a European club but again I failed to score but did score for my country. I then moved to a different Premiership club but again only scored once. I was then sold to yet another Premiership team but failed to score. Iam regarded as one of the greatest players in Premier league history........Who am I? No Cheating now The prize is being cleverer than your fellow fan
Who am I. I am a very bitter Liverpool fan. I am unable to string coherent sentences together. I have to scream "I hate United" into a pillow every night for fifteen minutes before I go to sleep under my Stevie G duvet (complete with 2005-era scorch marks). I have gay fantasies about United players. Next year will be my year.
A refreshingly honest and accurate comment by KPR for a change. Maybe this can be a fresh start for him.