Which teams would be relegated if...?

This is purely hypothetical and irrespective of points acquired... My answers are in bold, in order of the way they'd finish in the league (ie 18th,19th,20th)

1. Which teams would be relegated if it was determined purely on the worst aesthetic football experience? QPR, West Ham, Newcastle.

2. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the three teams you'd prefer to drop? Villa, Man Utd, Chelsea.

3. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the manager being a tosser? QPR, Man Utd, Chelsea.

4. Which teams would be relegated if it were based according to abomination of the word "sexiness"? Arsenal, Man City, West Brom.

5. Which teams would be relegated if it were on the basis of the worst summer transfer signings? Southampton, QPR, Man City.

6. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the disgusting nature of the strip? Liverpool, Villa, Man Utd.

7. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the ugliest wags? Man City, Villa (If Bent's still dating Bruce's daughter!), Southampton.

 

Which teams would be relegated if it was determined purely on the worst aesthetic football experience? QPR, West Ham, Stokee.

2. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the three teams you'd prefer to drop? Villa, Man Utd, Stoke.

3. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the manager being a tosser? QPR, Man Utd, Stoke.

4. Which teams would be relegated if it were based according to abomination of the word "sexiness"? Stoke, Man City, West Brom.

5. Which teams would be relegated if it were on the basis of the worst summer transfer signings? Southampton, QPR, Stoke.

6. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the disgusting nature of the strip? SAFC, Stoke, Southampton.

7. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the ugliest wags? Man City, Villa, Stoke

 

Is it bad I quite like Sunderland's kit this season?

 

It was a tongue in cheek joke about all things red and white mate.
I am mentally scarred from my dad making me wear red and white when I was a kid.... eventually I saw sense and crossed the line (Pardew take note)

 

Yes. Sunderland would be in my aesthetic with West Ham and Stoke too. As well as the strip. Get a grip of yourself young man, to not include the dark side once is quite frankly outrageous. Its the law.

 

1) us, west ham, QPR

2) QPR, vile, west ham (hate fat Sam)

3) QPR, stoke, Liverpool.

4) stoke, man city, west ham

5) Southampton, QPR, us

6) man utd, Norwich, villa

7) don't know enough to answer so I'm gunna say us (Cabaye's is nout special and Colo's is killing us!) Sunderlands by association and man city based on their players

 

Arsenal deserve to go down then in an historic quadruple relegation year! I feel we need to discuss the players' wags one as a matter of the most dire urgency . If Abbey Clancy is with Peter Crouch, what will sexy Kenwyne have?

 

1. Which teams would be relegated if it was determined purely on the worst aesthetic football experience? Naawich, Foolham, Villa

2. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the three teams you'd prefer to drop? Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea

3. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the manager being a tosser? Villa, Arsenal, Man Utd

4. Which teams would be relegated if it were based according to abomination of the word "sexiness"? Spuds, Arsenal, Chelsea

5. Which teams would be relegated if it were on the basis of the worst summer transfer signings? Liverpool, Q.P.R., Arsenal

6. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the disgusting nature of the strip? Spuds (third), Mackems (away), Foolham (away - ****ing hate orange)

7. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the ugliest wags? Man City, Mackems, Man Utd

 

Poor phone service?

 

1. Which teams would be relegated if it was determined purely on the worst aesthetic football experience? Villa, West Ham, Stoke.

2. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the three teams you'd prefer to drop? Villa, QPR, Reading.

3. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the manager being a tosser? QPR, Man Utd, Newcastle.

4. Which teams would be relegated if it were based according to abomination of the word "sexiness"? Swansea, Chelsea, Arsenal.

5. Which teams would be relegated if it were on the basis of the worst summer transfer signings? Stoke, Southampton, QPR.

6. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the disgusting nature of the strip? Fulham, West Brom, Newcastle.

7. Which teams would be relegated if it were based on the ugliest wags? Wigan, Norwich, Swansea

 

OH HELL NO!!! Take that back immediately before **** goes down, and I don't mean Newcastle's first team!

MICHU!!!

 

Sorry, Sunderland.

 

To the sin bin with you.