Which Saints player would you invite for Christmas dinner and why?

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Which Saints player would you invite for Christmas dinner and why? The best answers will be included in Saturday's programme! #saintsfc



I think I know who Mrs Godders would choose..., oh and Jen too.


DTLW

 

Jose Fonte as the invite would include Mrs Fonte.

 

Taddy Lee. He could teach me to be a ninja.

 

She sent the invitation three weeks ago but still hasn't received a reply.

She promised him pour le entre pâté de foie gras, magret de canard avec et un choix des légumes est pour le pudding de Noël de dessert et la sauce à eau-de-vie fine.

Elle prend seulement les meilleurs vins d'Alsace particulièrement pour lui.

I don't care if he doesn't come as I shall enjoy all of that.

 

Mark Dennis, he's got some great stories about boozing, whoring, snorting and when his Dog ate his neighbour's cat.

 

Lambert so no food goes to waste!

 

I'd invite Nigel to keep the whole day positive!

 

The current ones would be about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit, wet and limp, John Burridge I reckon would be a pearler and assured of a huge session, Mark Dennis or Neil Ruddock for a close second.

 

If we are going back then Jimmy Case would do for me!

 

Can I have Cortese and Matty and just sit back and watch.

 

Not Matt LeTiss, there'd be no turkey left for boxing day. so probably Mick Channon, in the hope he'd have the inside info on the King George VI Chase.

 

Now that's good thinking Archers! Some dark two year olds as well!

 

Best answer gets in the programme? Disappointing! The best one should get the appropriate player sent over! Ha ha!

 

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I'd have Guly......he's obviously good for a piss up! I don't reckon they'll put that in the programme for Saturday though...not very PR friendly!

 

Lest be honest the oldies would be by far the best, no respect for body, just a pure ale session and no messing around, they would also want to round the night off with Jack the Rippers, Charles, and a distinct possibilty of carrying on in Cherbourg.......................

 

Luke Shaw because he wouldn't beat me at Scrabble.

 

I used to pretty much follow his two year olds blind at one time. Always seemed to get at least one winner at Royal Ascot, sometimes more.

 

Happy Chappy

 

Only if I can have them on Boxing Day.

Actually, I'd love half an hour with both, just to see where their heads are. I think I know what Matty would be saying but I'd grill Nicola so hard because I'd want to know about every big and small ambition.

As an after thought, I'll take Nigel down to Cornwall with me for New Year. That would be excellent. As it isn't going to happen I'll have to dig out my Psycho-Cybernetics book, if I can find it after all these years, and be Nigel for the party..!

 

currentsaints player - super KD - sure he has many a story to tell plus he seems a bit of a laugh. Mind you the last time i invited a Saints goalkeeper for xmas diner, Dave Beasant, it left me completely out of salad cream

In the past i have had some pompey playes around with mixed success.

Plenty of turkeys
They were brilliant for the stuffing
No wise men for the after lunch nativity
They couldnt even pass the salt
They didnt stop eating - i questioned this about 'professional' footballers but apparently the points get deducted
John Westwood even came round one year - he was brilliant at ding dong merilly on high but i had to get a new sofa afterwards.
Arry was due to come round one year but he kept stopping on the way, winding down his window and speaking to anyone who would talk to him -he did send me one of those texty things though.