The cat one's a classic. The one where he's taking the piss out of a bloke by pretending he's built a time machine is ****ing hysterical but it seems to have disappeared off his website.
Nah, it's not that one. He'd written something about building a time machine in his wardrobe and some nutter wrote to tell him that it was impossible. Cue exchange of emails getting ever more ridiculous along the lines of "well if I had a time travel machine I would travel back to 10 seconds before you built your time travel machine..."
"Rangers/Celtic are ****." "You're a bigot." "You don't even watch your team play." Repeat infinitely.