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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    .... would you want to be stranded on a desert island with for the rest of your life?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    For me it’s either Karen Gillan or Angela Scanlon.
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    Always had a thing for Fergie (the singer not the miserable ****er who managed Man U)
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Diane Abbott, intellect is more important than looks or sexual prowess.
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    As it's for the rest of my life, I would say as someone who is nearly 40 I need a 20 year old; someone who can wipe my arse when I am 80+ so going for Sonia Ben Ammar.
     
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  6. Howe's about that then?

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    If you can't make your mind up I'll take Karen Gillan
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Impossible decision, I change my mind daily about this sort of thing. All I can give you is today's choice - Alexandra Daddario. I am not actually as massive a fan of her as some others, but I watched a programme last night which was on about her scene in True Detective. It stuck in my head for some reason.

    I have an unusual thing for Naga Munchetty. Not sure what that is all about to be honest. She just gives off a dorty sexual vibe at all times when doing the news. I think @Dorty Dogbreath and @cronemeister will want her though.

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    PING !!!

    Munch <laugh>...you ****ing would like !!
     
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  9. Fork Handles

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    Rebecca Addlington
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    Which one is this
     
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    I dreamed I was licking some birds bumhole last night ... funny things I could actually taste it in my dream... good quality dreaming these days.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is that the one who nose about swimming?
     
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    She looks like station in Bill and Ted
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    Based on this which I read last week (dorts take note for your upcoming trip), I would say you've had a 5D dream there mate

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    Look how ****ing happy them women are in that picture....bet they're reet mucky them two:emoticon-0110-tongu.
     
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  16. cronemeister

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    Stayyyyyyyyyyyshunnnnn <laugh><laugh><laugh>

     
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    Christ first dating sites now this!! This highlights how difficult it is getting some pussy these days.
     
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    This, which has brought me to my conclusion on this little conundrum that it would have to be Rachel Riley for me...you get the best of both worlds that way....here you can see that she is already waiting for me on said desert island <laugh>

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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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    Mate that's not Rachel Riley, you've posted a picture of Helen Flanagan from your **** bank. At last we have proof, ****ing may not blind you but there is circumstantial evidence to suggest it damages your eyesight!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can I just say how much I love Helen Flanagans tits.

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    I'd definitely fill her stocking
     
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