I hope she reads this, as I'm a little upset and anxious about next weekend. You see I once had a girlfriend called Dorris. We were together for a couple of years and things were great, allways on the up and up, but the bitch finished with me, and after we had a weekend in London to boot. She said I was boring and she wanted a new challenge and she said that she'd met someone else and that they were the type to keep her in the manner to which she was accustomed and all that she could see was us going down the tubes. Well the bitch is coming to Swansea next week and says she want's to come and visit. ( I've heard by the way that her new relationship is crap and that her arse has got really big, due to her just sitting around doing nothing ) What should I do and how should I behave and what should I say to her? Please help!
She sounds a right flapper treating you so badly ! if she tries it on tell her you wont drop down to her (upcoming) level and she made her bed and can lie in it ! Ask here why her arse has got so big but flat ? pick youre future girlfriends using that one as a bench mark for better quality !
"flap"... "bench"... Personally mate, I think if she's willing to drop everything that's important so easily, you're better off in someone else's box!
She deserves everything she gets although she was lovely at the start she got to big for her boots and now her new relationship is crap she may get treated less favourably and her standards will drop she may not be able to afford to keep the wolf from her door in the coming dark winters ! she made her own bench now she will have to sit on it .
Well if you read my leaflets on "coping with a relationship breakdown" you will gain alot of useful imformation in helping with your anquish!! The amount if hurt you suffered will tend to shape your reaction if you see her again, will your heart skip a beat,will you feel rage and anger ?? the best way to deal with alot of these issues is to Drink alot of alcohol and stand/sit with a group of your closest friends and hurl abuse for approximatly 90mins ,after that there should be a feeling of enlightenment and calm, its something that is different for everybody of course,some people will never forget,some people very often feel that it was the best thing to happen etc,etc Only you will know,my leaflet on "coping with tough choices" is available online at the usual e-mail address regards Dyerdre
Ffsd don't fret she will be moving out of town any minute now and that will give you the opportunity to give her a fond farewell for ever
Thanks Aunty and lads, I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole, anyway, a little bird told me she's even been sh****d by some mancs only today, I mean, there's a limit!
