A question you will probably hear in many years to come. Me? I was on my sofa in Blaydon with my cock hanging out. Edit: Bet the guy who called her fat feels a bit like an idiot now.
Sat at home with a glass of Chablis in my hand. (It would have been my cock but my girlfriend and baby daughter are in the room).
I was on the sofa with beer in one hand and pizza in the other...these olympians really inspire me I've informed Her Indoors that when I bum her later I will be thinking of Jessica....she said that's fine
That's because she will be thinking that it was Brad Pitt doing the bumming, which would involve a great deal of imagination from your missus, since Brad has a big dick.
Id like to think that, if the opportunity were to present itself, I would completely destroy young Jen with my doom-cock. On reality, the fat lad wouldn't make it past her inner thigh. Id blow my load as soon as I saw her ladygarden.
I dunno... probably during the work day for me in my time zone... so I was probably giving a software demonstration at work with my cock hanging out.
Can you use this site with your work now? If I remember correctly, that was the original reason you left.