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Where were you when Ennis won Gold in London?

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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    A question you will probably hear in many years to come.


    Me? I was on my sofa in Blaydon with my cock hanging out. <laugh>


    Edit: Bet the guy who called her fat feels a bit like an idiot now. <ok>
     
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  2. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    I was on my sofa in Devon with my cock in my wife. :p
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sat at home with a glass of Chablis in my hand. (It would have been my cock but my girlfriend and baby daughter are in the room).
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    i was sat on my couch with a box of tissues and was thinking 'that Gaf is a lying twat'
     
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  5. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    I don't like the idea of you thinking about me with a box of tissues to hand.
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Striiiiiike one <applause>
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I was on the sofa with beer in one hand and pizza in the other...these olympians really inspire me <whistle>

    I've informed Her Indoors that when I bum her later I will be thinking of Jessica....she said that's fine <ok>
     
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  8. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    lol. Wouldn't mind getting between young Jess's pert cheeks.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    touchy.
     
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  10. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    No. Definitely no touchy thank you. Put your tissues away.
     
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  11. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    I was busy leaping 8.31m to win gold.
     
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  12. RogerisontheHunt

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    In Sheffield!

    Theres gonna be one hell of a welcome for her.
     
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  13. The artist JerryChristmas

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    Striiiiiike 2 <applause>
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    I was in my kitchen watching events unfold....



    ... With my cock out
     
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  16. Noblelox

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    That's because she will be thinking that it was Brad Pitt doing the bumming, which would involve a great deal of imagination from your missus, since Brad has a big dick.
     
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  17. Dark Helmet

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    Id like to think that, if the opportunity were to present itself, I would completely destroy young Jen with my doom-cock. On reality, the fat lad wouldn't make it past her inner thigh. Id blow my load as soon as I saw her ladygarden.
     
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  18. Milk Milk

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    I dunno... probably during the work day for me in my time zone... so I was probably giving a software demonstration at work with my cock hanging out.
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>
    Can you use this site with your work now? If I remember correctly, that was the original reason you left.
     
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  20. FeintZebra

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    I was having a ****, whilst having a **** with the wrong hand, with my fist up my wifes bum.
     
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