Not the nearest big town (in a feeble attempt to make you sound cool), the actual town/city/village where you made your first appearance in this big ball of mud we call earth. Glasgow for this gallus individual.
Glasgow - legend has it then when I was born, I saw the nurse was called Bernadette and proceeded to stick the nut on her then said "therz yer dinner ya mhanky boot" then went to my maws tit and saw the Red Hand tattoo upon her breast, smiled then went for some milk.
Born in a Hospital? Rottenrow? I was actually born in the house, 17 Cleveland St to be precise, which makes me a West End boy.
I was born in a popular seaside resort, right next to the sea, at a place that was popular. Many said it was a resort.
I was born by the river In a little tent And just like that river I've been running Ever since Churchtown,Dublin 14