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Where is the strangest place you have had a ****e?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 24, 2011.

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  1. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    For a bet once I dropped a log on the White line in the middle of the road... At 3am...
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 24, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    There's been a few places... <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Jun 24, 2011
  3. alexmanu

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    A private fishing lake in a small village called Alresford.
     
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    alexmanu, Jun 24, 2011
  4. OLOF

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    London
     
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  5. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha!
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jun 24, 2011
  6. Waddos_legends

    Waddos_legends Active Member

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    dug a hole in a customers garden behind their shed. No toilet on the job, bathroom refurb, needs must!
     
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    Waddos_legends, Jun 24, 2011
  7. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Drinking water facility. Oops...
     
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    Ze, Jun 24, 2011
  8. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    A birds gob.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 24, 2011
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Is that you EDGE?
     
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    Erik, Jun 24, 2011
  10. dame

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    So your the bastard who shat behind by shed, next time fill the ****ing hole back in!
     
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    dame, Jun 24, 2011

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    On a bowling green! <laugh>
     
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    barnsley_boy, Jun 24, 2011
  12. HackerJack

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    Ninian Park :)
     
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    HackerJack, Jun 24, 2011
  13. HackerJack

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    Should probably add it was in the centre of the 6 yard box.
     
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    HackerJack, Jun 24, 2011
  14. Lightfoot

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    Space-docking anyone? <yikes>

    cf Urban Dictionary online :(
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 24, 2011
  15. lone ranger

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    in the middle of someones rucksack (had to partially unpack it, then repack)
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 24, 2011
  16. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    In a toilet <ok>
     
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    El_Bando, Jun 24, 2011
  17. Lightfoot

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    63rd Floor - North Tower, World Trade Centre, NYC.

    Sept 11th 2001. At about 9.16 a.m as I recall.....
     
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    Lightfoot, Jun 24, 2011
  18. Frank The Tank

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    I have a list;

    • In a field between Stirling & Denny
    • In someone's back garden on the way home from a night out in Leeds
    • In the forest just past Rowardennan on the West Highland Way (I covered it with leaves and twigs <laugh> )
    • Behind a car in San Francisco, wiped my arse with my boxers and dumped them on my proud pile
     
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    Frank The Tank, Jun 24, 2011
  19. PointyBirds

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    The Vatican.
    I wanted to have a **** there too, just so I could say that I'd done it but Catholic guilt meant I couldn't do it.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jun 24, 2011
  20. Tina_old

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    I've only ever shat in a toilet. Guys are so ****ing weird.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 24, 2011
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