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Where have all The Foxes Gone?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Rangers Til I Die, Dec 22, 2014.

  1. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    The stats indicate that bottom at Christmas equates to a shade over 91% probability of that club being relegated. We certainly 'proved' that a couple of seasons ago.

    You have to 'do a Sunderland' to buck that trend and, but for Sunderland's efforts last year, that 91% would be over 95%.

    We had plenty of Foxes giving it large on here at the end of last season and the start of this. Not surprisingly, 'it's all gone quiet over there'.

    Football has a strange way of turning these things around. I feel like I should be on their board gloating but I would not because I know that sooner or later we might well be in their position again.

    I am just so grateful to be out of the bottom three at Christmas! Which of us saw that coming six weeks ago?

    Let's hunt down the Gunners on Friday. I really hope we play 'ugly', keep yapping and snapping at them and not allow them to play their flowing football. With the confidence from Saturday, I believe we can give it a damn good go.

    COYRss!!
     
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  2. sb_73

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    Urban foxes are classified as vermin*. Perhaps they've been culled.




    * I made that up.
     
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  3. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Mate, you have made it up but how true is that?! Woke up to a lovely present on my doorstep courtesy of the local fox!
     
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  4. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Don't want to be a pedant mate but we weren't bottom at Xmas that year :smile:
     
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  5. ELLERS

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    It was the same with Reading/Norwich/Fulham/Leeds fans. They have a bit of success (bar Leeds) and they give it large and when things go wrong they all seem to disappear. Just explaining this to the Chelsea mugs on their site. Knocking us but none can remember the old days when Chelsea were sh@t. Will they be around when things go wrong? Probably not. I wont knock Leicester or Burnley because things might change.
     
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  6. Sooperhoop

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    Where have all the foxes gone? Most of them are in my back garden digging, furry bastards!...:grin:
     
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  7. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Let's hope not! I dreaming about more daylight between us and 18th.
     
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  8. rrrrrs

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    I was in the Fulham home stand the night we lost 3-2 before we were relegated. As I walked out & up the road this horrible little scum bag was shouting "your going down" right up in the faces of the passing Hoops fans. I mentioned to him the wheel is always turning. He told me to **** off. What I would give to meet that little **** again!
     
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  9. sb_73

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    I'm one of the few who roots for Boggis, Bunce and Bean, the farmers in Fantastic Mr Fox. There seem to be hundreds of the things around here, they are fearless and send the dog into a frenzy. Why do dogs have a compulsion to roll in fox ****?
     
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  10. Sooperhoop

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    My ex-wife had a white poodle that used to love to roll in horse-sh*t in the local park. I told her she should have got a chocolate poodle!...<laugh>
     
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  11. Ranger4ever

    Ranger4ever Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry RTID, we all know the foxes are full of Sh*t
     
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  12. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    What do you want to be then?

    How about "a pedestrian"?

    Or maybe "a peddler"?

    How about "a ped....." No. I'll get banned if I say that one!
     
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  13. TootingExcess

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    On last years performances you'd have been as cocky as them when compared to us.

    They can still turn it around, two wins and a draw and they might be above us before most of us are back in work.

    Most of their posters are alright so ill not be over the gloating in case things bite us on the arse. It's not too unlikely to see us **** up from here on in.
     
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  14. QPR999

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    They do it to mask their scent for hunting, and while they may not stalk prey any more, the behaviour remains buried deep in their genes.
     
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  15. sb_73

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    Thanks Nines, that explains the rolling around in freshly cut grass as well. Stan the dog doesn't stalk anything, he just goes mental at foxes, squirrels, cats and birds. I think the spaniel bit of him was bred to flush out game. The poodle bit of him is just a vain twat. He tried it on with a swan the other day, straining at the lead and barking, until the thing hissed and he was hiding behind my legs in a flash.
     
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  16. Queenslander!!

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    Where are all the foxes...
    Well if you have a glance over on thie board you may find a few of us have skinned them and are wearing them as furs...the rest have been firmly put in thier boxes....<laugh>
    Cheers, Grif, Harry, Swords and the others..<ok>
    I did warn them it would come back and bite them on the arse...Even Andy K has changed his sig now... :grin:
     
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  17. Wherever

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    I personally don't want to see them godown until I see Andy little bollocks giving it large
     
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  18. QPR999

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    I believe they still do it because they think they're impressing you. It's a bit like a cat bringing a kill such as a mouse into the house. They see you as the No.1 Dog or cat and they seek acknowledgement from you for their acts. It's why they get confused when you reprimand them and also why they hide between your legs when they feel they may get bested. They don't see you as a human, they see you as a 'Super Dog'.. ( or cat. )
     
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  19. QPR999

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    It ain't over until that the fat lady sings.
     
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  20. westlondonlalala

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    Park Rangers kill foxes. It't what we do.
     
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