Talking of prawns, a little lad went for a pee & caught his granny in the shower. He went to his mam & said, "mam, gran's got a prawn in her fairy jane." "No son", his mammy replied, " that's just her clitoris". "Oh right" says the youngun, "well it sure smells like a ****ing prawn."
Nice one Bri mate, whatever it takes, how I keep myself together is anyone's guess. You be good my man and if you see Mandy, then tell her I'll fly her someday..
It was deleted by me because it was discussed on the thread and agrred, it was left open, then we had another multiple user account appear, **** stirring some more. I'll re-open it with a 15 minute window if anybody insists
You can diasect a worm anywhere Stu, I have heard though you mustn't look into it's eyes when you do it..
i tried but the metal plate in my head fuukced the signals up, used to dig down like a spaniel till i found out ,fukcing huge holes everywhere
Wetwang (titter, titter) has an amazing fish and chip shop. You should take she who must be obeyed over there
Sounds like something the doctor would say Qwop, when people invite you to a fish supper, tie up your nuts, tape up your arse and take a phaser gun just in case it gets sweaty..
no already had eaten ,apparently this chap had fallen overboard three weeks earlier from a mexican tanker bound for felixstowe ,he was in a right state after his time in the water ,still had to have a doctor confirm he was dead when we beached and rehoused the boat. i always have soup for starters now
