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When you can't get an Erection, What excuse do you use?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    I normally say "Granny put ya ****ing teeth back in"

    What do you say?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 13, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    "If you'd just stop screaming and bleeding then I'd be fine!"
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 13, 2011
  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    You poor bastards... Mr Floppy in the house? <laugh> ...it's never happened to me!

    Yet... <yikes>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 13, 2011
  4. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Well i've never known a 4 year old to get an erection <ok>
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 13, 2011
  5. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    Coming from a man with vast experience in 4 year olds and their sexual abilities!
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Dec 13, 2011
  6. Sam Axe

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    I just pretend to fall asleep
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 13, 2011
  7. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    You've probably given them too much rohypnol. <ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 13, 2011
  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Just young girls you ****, do you take me for a proper peadophile?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 13, 2011
  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    And leave Julian unfulfilled. That's not very nice. You could at least nosh him off.
     
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    Medro, Dec 13, 2011
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    **** excuses. All I want to know is if I still have to pay.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 13, 2011

  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Thumbin in a softie should be the correct answer
     
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    Medro, Dec 13, 2011
  12. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

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    wrong hole
     
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    JONATHAN P ACWORTH, Dec 13, 2011

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