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  1. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    I originally wanted to die in bed laughing at a Carry On film.

    Now I want to die reading some of the hilarious comments on Not606 and Twitter. I'm not being sarcastic, this site genuinely cheers me up and makes me PMSL, as do some of the comments from LFC fans on Twitter.

    Just thought I'd run it past you. <hug>
     
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  2. Tobes

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    I'd rather not be watching the tele or even worse reading Twitter....

    Going whilst balls deep in some milf would be my choice like

    *I'll get my coat*
     
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  3. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Indeed, Tobes?

    From my rumour mill you have trouble doing that while alive...

    <party>
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Jan 2, 2016
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    No truth in that one Wishi, even when mashed ;)
     
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    Tobes, Jan 2, 2016
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    No samples.. disappointing :bandit:
     
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  6. The artist JerryChristmas

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    I die a bit more each time I watch the Reds at the moment <wah>
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Tobes never ends up findin that coat <whistle>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jan 2, 2016
  9. Diego

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    Good meal and a few bears and laughs with true friends/family, finish the last chapter of a good book then go to sleep. Game over, don't wake up.
     
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    Diego, Jan 3, 2016
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  11. Diego

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    Why half way, wouldn't the last push be so much more satisfying?
     
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    Diego, Jan 3, 2016
  12. saintanton

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    Something you're not telling us.....?
     
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    saintanton, Jan 3, 2016
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  13. Diego

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    Freudian slip, it has been my nickname for 25 years, ever since the ex told the kids I was like a bear with a sore head :grin:
     
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    Diego, Jan 3, 2016
  14. luvgonzo

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    When I die I'd like to be balls deep (unloaded) in Mrs luv while she eats out wishi who is being dp'd by Billy and Tobes so that there's a Merseyside derby right until the end.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 3, 2016
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    saintanton, Jan 3, 2016
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    Too early in the morning for this!
     
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    Magic Ted, Jan 3, 2016
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    I knew it was you Putin
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    How many bears you got exactly? <whistle>
     
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  18. The artist JerryChristmas

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    Shouldn't that be ball deep :grin: The rest seems fine though <ok>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Jan 3, 2016
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  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    To add to the dignified exit part of my comment. Plus some other twat would have to "clean up" lol
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 3, 2016
  20. Super G Ted'inho

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    Technically, it would be sack deep :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 3, 2016
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