Whats wrong with kids these days?

For the sake of fairness I've kept names out of it, but I will say that the lassie is only 17.

 

Comparable to any post in GC isn't it?

 

So did she piss on you while giving you a pokey bum ****?

 

Move over pretenders, Not606 has its newest favourite female poster

 

She sounds like a catch.

Tell her I'll pump her and I'll give her some E's.

 

Shes probably no up to your standards anyway UN.

 

MD did you really shag that little slag for a g of mandy?

I'd say fair play if I didn't know for a fact that she'll be incredibly painfully ugly

 

You're probably right to be fair.

At 17, asking for a gram and has already took it up the dunger. She's clearly a durty but will have a face like a melted welly.

 

Naw wasn't me she was asking.

And it was ket she was after.

By the way toby this MD I have is **** hot

 

Who's Esplin? Is that your name MD?

 

should of double checked all the name checks Esplin

 

did she take it up the mud chute then?

 

Naw, someone I know.

It's a nickname so up yees anyway

 

You're Esplin from now on

 

Dion is gunnae kick your **** in ...

 

Dions a victim.

 

Dion sounds like a neegra. He'll **** you up blud innit

 

Dions head got shaved by my flatmate not 2 weeks ago because he wouldn't shut up in the middle of a film.

**** looks like a walking bellend now.