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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Aug 20, 2018.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    How's it going twats?

    Just finished sorting out the hundreds of emails that piled up while I was on holiday. Do c.unts never read your Out Of Office messages?

    Glad to see GC has remained staunchly racists, sexist and *****id while I've been off.

    In case you were/weren't wondering I had a week off with the kids followed by a week away in the pissing down rain in Somerset. F.ucking sods law, 3 months of drought and baking hot sunshine which comes to an end just as the Grove clan depart on their annual jaunt to the West Country.

    Bought myself one of these while I was off, isn't she lovely or as Stevie Wonder said "What do you mean I'm Black?!"

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  2. gas

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    Thankfully I timed my holiday return to coincide with your departure from my neck of the woods. <somersault>

    All seems the same here I think. Papes still getting putting in their place by the decent folk. No **** has answered my enquiry of how Scotlands finest are doing in their respective European competitions.

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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Grove,we thought you got your collar felt,how did QPR get on over the weekend?
     
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  4. Patience

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    Grove has just been released on bail.
     
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  5. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    **** up
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Get your own glockenspiel, you lazy pig.
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    People holiday in Somerset? What a depressing thought.

    Still, better than Benidorm.
     
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  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Mebeez, but it;s easier to get a shag
     
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  9. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Control - Alt - Delete

    ****ing show-off amateur
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

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    I own this record, it's for sale if anyone is interested. True story.
     
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