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What's this I hear about a name change?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Rumour has it Marathons are going to be called Smickers or something similar. This is happening folks but we don't have to stand for it.

    Get to **** is what I say.

    A Marathon will always be a bastarding Marathon.


    FACT.
     
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  2. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    What is this 'Marathon' everyone is going on about? <whistle>
     
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  3. andy payton's mullet

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    It's rife mate. Opal fruits are to be called starburst. I kid you not, ****ing starburst.

    It's a ****ing outrage
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Starburst?

    My sainted aunt, what the **** is going on?
     
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  5. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Judas.

    How do you sleep at night?
     
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  6. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    and did you know walkers.jpg are called lays-chips.jpg everywhere else.. crazy brits... have to be different!
     
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  7. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I did hear that Coca Cola are getting rid and replacing it with 'New Coke'.
     
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  8. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Yep... the only other difference being that Lays have more air in them. In my experience anyways across the pond.

    ****ing disgrace, they are.
     
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  9. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    The world has gone mad. Vauxhall nova's are gonna be re-branded corsa's as well. It'll never catch on.

    On a related note, last week i ate a fruit pastille without chewing it - fact. That's how I roll
     
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  10. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    Could be worse - what about poor Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Stu-Simpson-D'Amico?
     
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  11. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't Boycie in the first adverts changing it from Marathon to Snickers?
     
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  12. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I put my head between my legs, tilt forward and push with my hands until I go forward. That's how I roll.
     
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  13. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    You're a bastard mutant then. I push with my legs, if I pushed with my hands I'd go backwards.
     
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  14. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Already that is sounding a bit dubious.
     
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  15. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Trust me, when you get to uni, you'll see worse **** than that.

    And I push with my hands because if I push with my legs I end up flying forward, like some mental amphibian. Upper body strength and all that.
     
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  16. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I really dont think this thread is funny or relevant. People's flippant attitude to the most serious proposal in our entire history astounds me.
     
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  17. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    They're only changing jif to cif.

    Something to do with those dirty spainiards.

    First Gibraltar...now this. Something needs to be done.
     
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  18. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    Funniest post yet! <laugh>
     
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  19. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I agree, but can't we have one bloody laugh?
     
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  20. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    You forgot Jif & Cif.
     
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