When I was about 10 years old my gran got me a book about birds. Na, not the ones with tits and a fanny. It had a ****ing pelican on the front of it or something.
No mate, you're still in the lead. My wifes uncle got me a T-shirt once, with a velcro front, complete with 4 letters of each of the alphabet which allowed you to put your own thoughts/phrases on the t-shirt. He also got me a scraper for the car, which you plugged into your cigarette lighter in the car which was completely ****.
About 3 years ago, never watched it. My brother got a jethro one the same year My wee brother got me a keyring that beeped when you whistled......but as soon as the plastic thing was out it just kept beeping. That was until it was dropped in my pint
In fact, for this year my birds mum has got me a toy penguin. When my bird told her I like penguin, her mum thought it was the animals. The bird told her it was the clothes brand and she said it's alright, can just say my 10 month old nephew got me it
