What's The Worst Town in Scotland?

I once spent a day working in Methil.

Absolute **** hole.

Stevenston in Ayrshire is pretty grim as well.

 

Wherever EDGE lives

 

I don't stay in a Town Neville

But if you're asking, Lenzie

 

where do you live?

 

I'm no telling you

 

it must be a hole then

 

I stay quite close to Lenzie, in the city though

We don't take too kindly to you "townies"

 

Kilmarnock without a shadow of a doubt!

 

Springburn? dont tell me your the famous McClumpett? YSPeg ya bass!

 

But Kilmarnock has Dean Park. The actual park that is not the singer. He's a ****!

 

No, I used to stay there mind, back in the day

That boys name is everywhere up there

No closer than Springburn

 

If the answer is Bishy I will hunt you down and annihilate you tonight!

the c#ntiest place on the f#cking planet!!!

 

well he will fit in well in Kilmarnock cos its full of them

 

Nope

 

Im playing football there tonight, you can come and watch me if you like.

 

sorted

 

there's nowhere in glasgow closer to Lenzie than Bishy unless u count new Robroyston

am away hame anyway. al find u eventually

 

Denny

 

Never liked the ****ing place. My parents hired a caravan there for the Fair fortnight in about 1970 - yeah, big travellers, I know - and there was a shop on the site. I was four years old and the ****er in the shop refused to serve me because I had a Celtic shirt on. I went back, told my old man who went to the shop with me. After a frank exchange of views, my old man left the shop with what we'd wanted, his cash intact and the ****er of a shop assistant on the floor nursing a seriously burst face.

I like to think of that as the origins of the anti-sectarian Nil By Mouth - mainly because that's the state that the ****wit of a shop assistant would have been in for a week afterwards.

 

bunch of jock rimjobs