Whats The Worst/Funniest things you have done in a supermarket?

Not on about shoplifting or any thing like that, just I have a few mates that cant go by a Celtic view without either hiding or putting it somewhere like in with the Tatties, but i always like to go further than them and i cant walk past a Celtic birthday cake without either shoving my finger in it or putting a fist imprint in it

I do have a few Tim friends that do the same to the Rangers news!!

So whats the funniest things you have done in a supermarket?

 

Shagged my ex burd in her office when she worked in Safeway. She didn't find it funny but I had a great time!

 

I thought burds normally got off on the Danger, she must have been frigid

 

Nah just unwilling

I was only joking mate. She was a dirty woman who orchestrated the whole office clattering

 

Not so much the thumb taste Butchy, as the jobby taste...but at least it was free!

 

Butchers thumb usually tastes like his own ****e. <thumbinghisownarsewhillookingatpicsofemperorphilmuir>

 

Not really supermarket but probably in the spirit of the thread. Shagged a bird while both of us were working in a burger van about 20 mins before opening the shutters and serving the punters outside a night club.

Done this quite a few times actually.