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What's the real Caulker story?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Ciarrai_Abu, Dec 11, 2014.

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  1. Ciarrai_Abu

    Ciarrai_Abu Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if I missed it but is it known what the real story is behind the Caulker incident?
     
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    Ciarrai_Abu, Dec 11, 2014
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    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    They are claiming that he tripped and fell, but in fact he was bitten by a sparrow he had been taunting. Not pecked, bitten.
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Sounded like an accident.......................till I heard Rob Greens stuttering denial. Something suspicious going on, 100%.
     
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  4. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    A low flying bauble to the bonce rendered him unconscious.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Dec 11, 2014
  5. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Once bittern twice shy? :D
     
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    KooPeeArr, Dec 11, 2014
  6. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Ornithological humour, its the way you tell 'em Matt. I owled with laughter.
     
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  7. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    High jinx I suspect, from lads without a lot of intelligence. I presume his cut head hasn't ruled him out for Monday?
     
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    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    A very worthwhile "hobby".
     
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  9. Shawswood

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    He was on his way out to nick a pound of butter and needed a ready made cut for when he would be assaulted by the security guard
     
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  10. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Caulker's new motto (owing a bit to Ronnie Barker) - don't let the bustards grind you down.
     
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  12. qprbeth

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    Caulker was Raven mad, that the Palace Eagles were in his nest. Emu couldn't swallow the insult, so he was in as swift as he could and being a Great Northern diver he hit is Hammerkop (a real bird) and got a wryneck
    He is now as sick as a parrot
     
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  13. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Did Caulker cry "fowl"?
     
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  14. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps there was a low beam in the pub and he forgot to 'duck'...
     
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    Guilty as charged mallard
     
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    UpminstR Well-Known Member

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    He tried to eider way but ended up looking like a great tit
     
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  17. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    This thread has taken a tern for the worse...
     
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    I agree. These puns are a complete pain in the rhea.
     
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    Albatross
     
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  20. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear. Think we can call it a day when somebody combines:

    Tit
    Swallow
    Puffin
    Cock
    Rufous crested coquette

    That would be a lark.
     
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