Whats the longest you have spent in the bog at work?

Just went for a ****e and i was in for an hour Paid £6 to do a ****e can anybody beat an hour in the bog during paid work time? I was in so long my legs went numb

 

15 minutes tops

 

I was in the disabled stall one christmas and fell asleep for 2 hours. Woke up with trousers round the ankles and panicked. Fell asleep before I had taken a ****e, so took another 20 minutes to squeeze one out

 

An hour??! I'd have you sacked ya ****!

10 mins for a ****e. If its a clean-wiper I just play a game of Asphalt 5 on my phone.

 

canny beat a clean wiper. no had 1 in ages

 

I didnt get where I am now spending my hours of toil on the john.

Something to ponder.

 

Aye, but you're not a close personal friend of David Cameron are you? JB likes hanging about in toilets as long as possbile in the hope Davie C will come in for some cottaging.

 

I said i had the runs but i didnt i had a 20 wipe

 

Venom im not a Tory

 

Pope you have understand that more often that not im at the wind up

 

"Wind-up"

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I certainly had you by the baws Pope

 

wondered when somebody would post something drink related!

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My mistake Pope

 

When I was an apprentice on the tools, at 11am, I'd go for a ****e, then a **** then roll a joint - daily.

Dependant on the state of the toilets of course.

Any of you guys ever worked on a buidling site?

 

I did the longest squeakiest comedy fart in my life in the works toilet when i was doin a piss then I heard the cubicle flushin and the owner of the company walked out and asked me how i was 'settlin in'

 

If Pope spent 2 minutes taking a **** while in work he'd earn more than 6 quid

 

venom makes £6 when he does a fart

 

I have been choking on a **** since half 8 but its still too early to go for a **** at work.

 

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