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Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?

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  1. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    A park bench can support a family.
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 27, 2011
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    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    ****ing hell! lol
     
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  3. leavemyarsealona

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    Whats the difference between Batman and a blackman?

    Batman can go into the shops without Robin.
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 27, 2011
  4. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    What do you call a bunch of ******s in a school bus?

    A rotten banana.
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 27, 2011
  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I can't wait for you to get banned you thick little ****
     
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    Toby, Oct 27, 2011
  6. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Are you mexican?
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 27, 2011
  7. leavemyarsealona

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Racist ****
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 27, 2011
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    It's not racist if it's true.
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 27, 2011
  10. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    its pretendy racism and this is not606, where rapists and child molesters meet to chat and more
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 27, 2011

  11. leavemyarsealona

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    Whats Black and doesn't work?

    Half of London

    Whats Polish and doesn't work?

    The other half.
     
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    Why don't sharks eat ******s?

    They think it's whale ****.
     
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    eddieveeee, Oct 27, 2011
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    <laugh><laugh>

    Like STD/Toby.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 27, 2011
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    ER..tell me the truth..how old are ya lad
     
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    eddieveeee New Member

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    How many ******s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two, one to screw it in and the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
     
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  16. leavemyarsealona

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    What do you call 1 ****** on the moon?

    A Problem

    What do you call 1,000 ******s on the moon?

    A Problem

    What do you call 10,000 ******s on the moon?

    A Problem

    What do you call 1,000,000 ******s on the moon?

    A Problem

    What do you call all the ******s on the moon?

    A Problem solved.

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    What do you throw a ****** when hes drowning?

    His wife and kids

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    How do you stop a ****** from drowning?

    Take your foot of his head
     
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    leavemyarsealona, Oct 27, 2011
  17. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Bit OTT this thread. Is the OP John Terry??
     
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    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Oct 27, 2011
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD, Oct 27, 2011
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    I just noticed that the man on the 'Men at Work' signs is black.

    How ironic.
     
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    Erik, Oct 27, 2011
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    and there was me shocked at eriks absence from a thread such as this
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 27, 2011
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