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What's happened to Paul Merson?

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  1. simonbh7

    simonbh7 Active Member

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    Where is the twat?

    I have been looking forward to his biased, alcohol-fuelled ramblings about how lucky and how crappy we are. I was interested to see how he would word his prediction for us against Wigan and what his comments would be about our performance last week.

    But I have been on the skysports website and there is nothing from him.

    I know that he trashed his car last week and I supposed his lonely braincell could have finally seccumbed to the years of drug and alcohol abuse, but there has been no news of him. Is he on soccer saturday tomorrow?
     
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  2. overseasTOON

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    Doctors had to remove his anus after the accident.

    He's now unable to pass comment.
     
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    overseasTOON, Oct 21, 2011
  3. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Hopefully he has been sacked
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Probably or suspended.

    If hes been sacked expect him to turn up on Talksport soon
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Oct 21, 2011
  5. Colly NUFC

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    Nowt last week either, I think Sky just realised he was even worse than Lawro and it wasn't worth talking to him for that length of time.
     
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  6. Alfie

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    Fell out the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down.
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Wouldn't miss him - useless pundit!
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    And 90% of the root structure
     
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  9. Toon_Tiger

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    I hope im not the only one who gets this, hahaha
     
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  10. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Isn't Merson an alcoholic? He was drink driving aswell so must have problems in his life and once you hit the bottle again - very hard to come back off it! That is the reason why I have nothing to do with my dad anymore
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...ink-drive-arrest-and-crash-article812095.html

     
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  13. Pipe4Life

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    hopefully he fell down a well and smashed his ****ing piss pot skull in...



    i don't like him by the way.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Oct 21, 2011
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