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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    About a woman....

    The obvious place where we first look is tits..

    But where after that?

    Eyes, hair, legs, gutbucket,, camel toe....


    Sucky, Tobes etc always look at he cock buldge.... but ****s will be ****s.


    So what is the first attraction?













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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You old romantic. She's good at dips.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    An arse the size of Basingstoke.
     
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    Arse over tits but not too big.
     
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    Intelligence obviously
     
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    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    How so? Not exactly a Jeremy Kyle guest
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    First things first.

    Teeth

    Only then can we make sure the rest is in order.
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    That’s what you normally look at when you’re buying a horse.
     
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    Not saying I wouldn’t go there.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can’t say I’ve ever bought a horse before.

    Anybody that would shove their tagger in a smashed up grid full of yellow cheesy niblets is a pigeon of a man.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Personality.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Definitely arse over tits. Not a fan of big tits either.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You can't really admire (lech over) personality if you've never spoken to them!

    First thing is looks for me, will then check out the shape etc.

    I'm arse before tits though, can't be doing with an enormous arse, regardless of how good looking they might be.
     
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    First is their look, do they have a mischievous smile, do they look dirrrrrty.

    then it’s their form - Shapely bum and long legs, then tits.

    added bonus - do they have red hair mmmm
     
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    I'm an arse man.
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    Hm. Either you have an over active imagination, or you have been consorting with some horrendous munters. Do they not have dentists where you live?
     
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    think we've done this one before but since comms back i will let it slide. Lets face it, words are empty, just chuck fit woman onto this thread.

    Here you go commy 100 pager once these pervs are finished:

    Normally prefer bigger tits but she's just so fit

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