Whatever takes your fancy

[video]http://www.bbmlive.com/funny-news/man-has-sex-with-bench.html[/video]

 

I got mine stuck in a roll of selotape, had to unwind the lot and pull apart the cardboard center. Was only 15 though.

 

according to the article- it suggest using a pie ! ( well if you work up an appetite you could always have a snack to 'hand' ( pun intended )

 

Poke a hole in the middle of a tub of margerine then when you're done, smooth it over with a knife - no one will know.

 

Is Joby ok?

 

In similar WTF vein, there's a site where you can order milk that's been gargled by rich, beautiful, white girls.

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/pages/process

 

Not strictly true?

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/collections/frontpage

 

It's a quote from the site, but I'd have to agree with you: there's some munters and nerdy types on there.

 

I always found that a bag of liver, warmed up in the microwave, is always a much safer and rewarding bet than a park bench.

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