......that chicka-chicka wah-wah background music you used to get in porno flicks? No cheesy plots any more, no awful acting, no plumbers with a big 'tache, no badly dubbed German dialogue. Tuggers of today don't know what they are missing.
VHS porn was hard work . Having to reset the counter at the start of the film pop one out on mute then rewind the clunky tape player without waking up your mum and dad with the deafening sound of the wheels flying round. Then return it to your dad's stash of Fiesta and Razzles like a ****ing ninja. Now kids can just watch porn on anything with a screen with 3 clicks. The music was good and influenced the acid Jazz era of the 90's.
The first porn film I ever saw was 30 seconds of Debbie does Dallas. Never ever found out what happened after that. Did she make it to Dallas?
Yes she did! her and all of the other cheerleaders. Mr Hardwick, him of the candle shop, gave her the loot after he had his wicked way, Mrs Hardwick was watching behind the curtains mind.... Oh **** I know too much.
