What you all getting your other half for Valentine's Day?

I have my FWB a new Hearts wallet

So what have you all got your other half's?

 

I bet theres **** all in the wallet

 

A glove.

 

Their will be a '£20 donation reciept to Save the children' along with a £5. Its bad luck to give someone an empty purse or wallet

 

Anal

 

An imaginary ferrari, mansion and 23 billion pound

 

I was just having a play with the money/hearts thing, thats all

 

Ha ha ha, I hope you are not a hun as it looks like they are ****ed win or lose the HMRC case

 

Even worse, I'm a tim ... I'll be happy to see the ****s sink

As for the Jambos, I dont care so much

 

I wish your fellow supporters felt the same, I now hate going to Hearts v Celtic games because of the hatred your fans have for us,

 

Theres a lot of hatred because of the divisions in scottish society... unfortunatley this is brought into football stadiums. Hardly surprising since most football fans are drunken louts, with me being the exception!

 

From Valentines Day gifts to Old Firm in 8 posts, impressive.

 

If any record company can get a Whitney Posthumous Hits cd out in time for Tuesday, then I'll defo buy it for wifey

 

By FWB do you mean a friend with benefits?

Ya wee durty. PM me sometime

 

Same as last year, 2 black eyes, but this year her daughter will give me a blowjob

 

Yep, that's what it means. Otherwise known as a ****-buddy or fuddy

 

Aye friend with benefits is just a nice way of putting it, **** buddy sums it up a bit better

 

She's your daughter as well you arsehole

 

True, I bet he calls me his f**k buddy, If not worse

 

I shall ne taking mine to a Martin Lynch play in Belfasts Waterfront Hall. Brothers in Arms. I will then proceed to get her drunk and have her tie me up and beat me with a belt.