How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?
Who spends the longest in the shower?
(my guess is tiote)

Why bother spending more than 5 million when you can get decent players like Cabaye and Tiote for less!?
Umm because Cabaye was a one-off, as we activated a clause in his contract
And neither him or Tiote have fully proved themselves yet?
Dear Mr Ashley.
If I pray be so bold as to suggest, the gastric band that the doctor recommended isn't supposed to go round your wallet, you fat twat.