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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Booze, fanny or meat?
    Difficult choice.
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Booze. No question.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What about if you are already a vegatarian tea total hermit and you live in a shack made from clay and protected by rose thorns?
     
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  4. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    fanny.

    Nowt but a nuisance and the other two are available 24/7.

    edit: and a damn sight cheaper.
     
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  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Booze.
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    There's always one. <doh>
     
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  7. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Got to agree the hairy lasso causes more bother than enough
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well if i have to choose. Meat.

    I prefer sea food.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I only get a shag when me and the Mrs have had a drink after a nice meal out... I'm stumped any which way.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 20, 2015
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  10. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Sea food should count as meat unless it's seaweed you're referring to.
     
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  11. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    My advice is eat out more and you'll get it more sex. Then you can give up meet or booze ;)
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She won't drink on her own and I don't like ordering Veggie meals out, 1) It's a waste of a dinner and 2) There's a good chance you'll get bummed by the staff in the bogs, I think ordering veggie is code for 'meet me in the bogs in 10 and you can stove my stink pipe in'.
     
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  13. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Ok I'll rephrase it. Eat out more and you won't need to go out! ;)
     
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    Brian Storm, Oct 20, 2015
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  14. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Meat is proper food. Everything else is garnish.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 20, 2015
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If you're counting poultry as meat too then I agree <ok>

    I eat most of my veg raw nowadays, there's no point whatsoever cooking that crap, it tastes **** either way so why waste time cooking it?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 20, 2015
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  16. Brian Storm

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    al dente or no way
     
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  17. master-simpson

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    Meat.

    Could not live without p u s s y, and prefer booze to meat.

    There's always Quorn if I get desperate for summit meat-like!!!

    <badger>

    Bart
     
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  18. marcusblackcat

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    Booze! Hardly ever drink so would be the easiest decision I ever made
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd rather eat (and it's probably a lot healthier to) a dead ****ing sewer rat than Quorn.

    Man-made funghi-mould...

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    Tel (they/them), Oct 20, 2015
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  20. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Meat. Done it before, could do it again.

    Give up drink and women? Just shoot me now!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 20, 2015
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