What would you have done?

On the train this morning I got a good seat, 2 seats together facing the back of other seats, so I could stretch out and not kick or be kicked by a stranger, me being freakishly tall and all. As I went to sit on the inside seat, near the window, I noticed a pair of black gloves on the outside seat, but I just left them there in case their owner came back. I then did my usual, put on my headphones and went for a snooze.

I was kinda half awake as we pulled into a station and I was vaguely aware of someone sitting down next to me on the seat with the gloves. Next thing something hit me on the chest and I just knew it was the gloves.

What would you have done?

 

not made this thread

 

Oh I like it Mick, some won't though, so I'll reserve judgement until we hear from the more refined members of GC.

 

Go with it Nev, I'm interested to see who would do exactly what I did.

 

Probably kept them

 

I didn't.

There, I've said too much.

 

I lose a pair of gloves annually

 

Maybe they were yours? Black nylony cheap ****ey fleece things?

 

I would have peed in one and forced it down his throat. Or done nothing and spent the day wishing him dead.

 

At least you are honest Dan, most I suspect would have followed the latter path.

 

1. Not fallen deeply asleep on public transport unless I was pissed.
2. Moved the gloves to another seat to avoid interacting with any weird train people (I also consider myself one of those too)
3. Asked matey why he thought it was acceptable to throw gloves at someone that is visibly disabled (is dwarfism considered a disability? Pretty sure it is)
4. Taken the gloves and offered them to one of my little bros as a bday pressie.

 

Mmm interesting scenario. There are quite few variables I'm thinking.

Was the perp male?

If so was he "takeable"?

Was there an adequate escape route?

Was the next station manned and were you likely to be held up in your bid to escape capture?

I would probably have asked the person what the **** they thought they were doing and then take it from there depending on the answers to the questions above.

 

fixed

 

Punched the **** in the mooth

 

Wait .. Whit wiz the question ? **** it , same answer applies

 

What happened Dev?

You would have to at least said something to them.

 

Always wear gloves when brutally assaulting someone.

And therein lies your answer.

 

Should have challenged him to a duel

 

*anally