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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    For one night alone with her?

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    Just saw the ad on TV and although I'm getting on a bit but I personally would give my left testicle for a chance to do some friendly rassling of an evening. In actual fact I've no preference so I would naturally give my right one. Either or.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 22, 2012
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [video=youtube;76lPciEip3A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76lPciEip3A[/video]
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 22, 2012
  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'm not into black chicks. They all look a bit 'plain' to me.
     
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    Erik, Dec 22, 2012
  4. ncgandy

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    <laugh> She'll be gutted I bet
     
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    ncgandy, Dec 22, 2012
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    About 500 euro for the hour like every other 2nd rate hooker. Get a grip Dev!
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2012
  6. fevriul

    fevriul Well-Known Member

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    You couldn't afford her and you wouldn't be able to touch the sides white boy :D
     
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    fevriul, Dec 22, 2012
  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She'd make a dead man come.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 22, 2012
  8. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Always thought she is overrated tbh.

    If black women are your thing then there are plenty fitter than Beyonce.
     
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    KingHotspur, Dec 22, 2012
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Tits are too small, especially when you look at the size of her arse. Still would obviously. I'd rather shag this one though:

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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 22, 2012
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Agreed Dev, I'd happily give one of your testicles for a night with Beyonce.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 22, 2012

  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'll offer you a better deal than that, half a testicule each and we flip a coin to decide who goes first <ok>
     
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    Toby, Dec 22, 2012
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Why not do her at the same time, bagsy the back bottom, we could pretend she wasn't there.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 22, 2012

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