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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I may or may not have found a suitcase with 30k inside.

    If you found £30k What would you ragamuffins do with it?

    Spunking it all on drugs and good times is a no brainer so I'm looking for more sensible suggestions.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Can you return my case and my money

    Ta
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Funny enough this suggestion was just above not Spunking it on drugs and good times.
     
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  4. Libby

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    I'd donate it to the bloke on not606 with a team rocket avatar who isn't a skate.
     
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  5. NSIS

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    Hardly likely to belong to anybody who’s completely honest.

    Tbh, I’d keep shtum for quite a while until I was sure that the people it belonged to weren’t gonna turn up one night and saw my legs off.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Toss it on the pile I guess
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm so rich I'd probably just throw it back in the hedge.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Cheers, my hedge is the one with the hippie plants growing in it. Just make sure nobody is looking when you chuck it in there mate, thanks. <ok>
     
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    Liking the idea of a hedge fund. ;)
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its nothing dodgy and perfectly legal money so No one is coming for it, someone mentioned some kind of savings trust, such things I know **** all about tbh

    There's nothing I need as such so would look to put it away and let it grow in some way
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Property? Business adventure? Put another 15k to it and you get yourself a key of coke and you're on your way to becoming the UK Pablo.

    Decisions decisions
     
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    Property usually outperforms most other investments in the UK. Depends how much risk you want to take.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I’d buy a third of an imaginary car.
     
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  14. I'd put it with all the other "suitcases" that I have lodged with the bank, Sucky.

    It's no biggy, mate.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'd share it with my mates on Not606... perhaps with a slight bias towards the moderators of individual team boards ... and particularly those of teams that play in blue ... <cheers>
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    You could always use it to buy a racehorse. not a very good one, unless you got really lucky, and 30 long wouldn't cover the training fees for long either, but if you want to squander the dough in style, it's worth considering.

    Alternatively, you could stick the lot on Without Parole to win the Sussex Stakes at Goodwood on 1st August <ok>
     
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  17. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Jags are a lot cheaper than £90k though. <doh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    Thought I was on ignore! <laugh>
     
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    Imaginary jags are £90k cheaper.
     
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    If it’s in cash then good luck trying to stick it in the bank.
     
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