What would you do with.....

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  1. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Plastic rat in a red shirt

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    I may or may not have found a suitcase with 30k inside.

    If you found £30k What would you ragamuffins do with it?

    Spunking it all on drugs and good times is a no brainer so I'm looking for more sensible suggestions.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Can you return my case and my money

    Ta
     
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  3. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Plastic rat in a red shirt

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    Funny enough this suggestion was just above not Spunking it on drugs and good times.
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Not606's Top Interviewee

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    I'd donate it to the bloke on not606 with a team rocket avatar who isn't a skate.
     
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Hardly likely to belong to anybody who’s completely honest.

    Tbh, I’d keep shtum for quite a while until I was sure that the people it belonged to weren’t gonna turn up one night and saw my legs off.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Toss it on the pile I guess
     
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  7. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm so rich I'd probably just throw it back in the hedge.
     
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    Cheers, my hedge is the one with the hippie plants growing in it. Just make sure nobody is looking when you chuck it in there mate, thanks. <ok>
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Liking the idea of a hedge fund. ;)
     
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  10. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Plastic rat in a red shirt

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    Its nothing dodgy and perfectly legal money so No one is coming for it, someone mentioned some kind of savings trust, such things I know **** all about tbh

    There's nothing I need as such so would look to put it away and let it grow in some way
     
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  11. Oh Saffy

    Oh Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    Property? Business adventure? Put another 15k to it and you get yourself a key of coke and you're on your way to becoming the UK Pablo.

    Decisions decisions
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Property usually outperforms most other investments in the UK. Depends how much risk you want to take.
     
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  13. Stan

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    I’d buy a third of an imaginary car.
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Arsenal FA Cup Winners 2020

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    I'd put it with all the other "suitcases" that I have lodged with the bank, Sucky.

    It's no biggy, mate.
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Fosse Haggis de Pfeffel Filberto
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    I'd share it with my mates on Not606... perhaps with a slight bias towards the moderators of individual team boards ... and particularly those of teams that play in blue ... <cheers>
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You could always use it to buy a racehorse. not a very good one, unless you got really lucky, and 30 long wouldn't cover the training fees for long either, but if you want to squander the dough in style, it's worth considering.

    Alternatively, you could stick the lot on Without Parole to win the Sussex Stakes at Goodwood on 1st August <ok>
     
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  17. Tiddler

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    Jags are a lot cheaper than £90k though. <doh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    Thought I was on ignore! <laugh>
     
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    Imaginary jags are £90k cheaper.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    If it’s in cash then good luck trying to stick it in the bank.
     
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