Just read the story about the lucky bastards winning £148m in the Euro Lotto last week. I'm pretty sure given money like that it would totally ruin me and I would probably be dead after a few years. But I'm sure I would have a hell of a time spending it. Don't think I would be able to live in beautiful Northern Ireland without a lot of security and paying a few local gangsters off. Would probably do a Dicky Branson and buy a caribbean island, my football team and pay for a load of mates to globe trott and party it up non stop. Then pay for their rehab and buy a load more mates.
You could have a Tutankhamun tomb built and filled with all kinds of extravagant ****, just to be a bastard.
After having a rethink, I'd give half of it to The Catholic Church and the other half to Peter Lawwell.
That wouldn't even cover their legal fees. I'd keep my main house in Belfast and have gaffs scattered around the world. Probably be dead within 5 years. What do you do? Get up the morning after winning it , maybe go to the gym for an hour then lunch.....'**** it I'll have a beer' then come midnight you're off your tits with about 5 high class hookers. repeat...
I would use a fair bit of that dough to develop a new super strain of weed that would make even the skunkiest of skunks feel like you've just taken an asprin. After that i wouldn't give a ****e what i did as i probably wouldn't remember **** all anyways.
Fella I knew, knew the bus driver Peter Lavery who won £10m all those years ago. He said he was hounded on a daily basis from people lookin money. Another fella that I worked with met that Irish bird's family who won £80m, out on a holiday in Turkey. Said that she had to leave Limerick I think it was because of the amount of kidnap and extortion threats she was getting.
