Off Topic What would you do PtII

You stumble into the bathroom bleary eyed cos it’s the middle of the night. You squint as you turn the light on and you take pride of place on the pan and let it all out.

By the time you’re done your eyes have adjusted to the light and you turn to grab the Andrex and you’re met with this!

 

I’d take a photo and search the spider- if it’s poisonous I’d leave room, get a saucepan and capture it. If its not poisonous I’d do the same

 

I’d photograph it, the phortograph thr grouting .. then the floor tyles. Then send a field report to the cult;

 

Stomp it to death

 

Which country am I in?

 

You’re not Chippy so you’re in England

 

Makes sense.

 

Are you lost again Trev?

 

I bet you'd make an involuntary second deposit first

 

I used to be a little erratic and messy, but now there is a calmness in my killings.




Spiders btw I'm not lurking around in the woods with a cross bow or something.

 

I think we all know you're more of a hatchet man...

 

I'd check the security settings on my Netflix account.

 

Context required, is it a picture of a dolls house toilet?

 

I set the scene in my original post, if you think you can squeeze your ass on to a dolls house toilet then just go with that mate !

 

As soon as I find out where I am I’ll let you know!!!

 

Spider it. Why wouldn't you?

 

This.

 

Spiders eat flies. You like flies above spiders you vegan ****?

 

I've eaten a spider before

 

What you opened up its little legs and……?