What would you do if you found a WW2 bomb in your garden?

Would you do the same as this Dutch man who decided to lie down on top of it to limit any damage?

3 hours later it was found the bomb was a dud and he had hypothermia.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46828770

 

I'd take a sleeping bag.

 

I'd send in Fosse.....

 

I'd then cover it with a vastly inflated Commdom ... to contain the blast

 

Invite stan and tobes around for a BBQ

 

^^^^^
Obsessed

 

I'd Jump 200 foot in the air and spread myself over the garden

 

**** on it as much as I could, so that when it blew, it would spread my seed far and wide.

 

Sell it to a spurs fan.

 

As a trophy?

 

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it was just there waiting for it.

 

I believe its called the dandelion defence
Solid plan

 

Feminist going into shock, left, right and centre..

 

All full to the brim with saints seed
Fantastic

 

Blinded by the seed of Saint

 

I’d throw an ugly kid on it fwiw

 

that's metths ****ed then

 

I'd ring brb and tell him I've found 3 bars of gold and he can have one.

 

I'd ask the FA if they want to make Spurs host the north London derby there instead of Wembley.