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What would you buy me?

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    As all the regulars will remember, my birthday is approaching. 49 on the 8th of July. By fûck I’m old.
    Knowing me the way you do, what would you buy me? Fûckall isn’t acceptable.
     
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    Tina., Jun 28, 2018
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    49 <laugh><laugh>

    A length of rope, industrial strength of course, fatso.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 28, 2018
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nuthin. You had yer chance.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    You’re tight as a gnats chuff.
     
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    Tina., Jun 28, 2018
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Like your chuff 29 years ago, cavern ****.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2018
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Quite.

    A chap could lose a finger up there easily. A veritable yawning abyss.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 28, 2018
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    LCP3.jpg
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A family size tub of canesten <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 28, 2018
  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, Jun 28, 2018
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 28, 2018
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  13. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Dill doh
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably give you a £100 Lakeland voucher. Or some quality bedding.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'd buy you a night in a expensive hotel with me and not trying to get the ride just cos you're good crack
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 28, 2018
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  16. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. If in doubt

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    A nice wee get away for the two of us where you can forget all your troubles.
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    Is take you on holiday to the middle East T <ok>














    And see how many camels I could get off some sheekh
     
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  20. B-C

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    I'd whisk you away and treat you like the prince you are.
     
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