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  1. tipsycanary

    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    Pretty bored doing work so something to kill the time. Players are often asked in novelty interviews and match day programs "What would you be if you were not a footballer?".

    So on the flip side what jobs do you think the various managers would have if not involved with football? For example 'arry Redknapp could be a dodgy second hand car salesman or Lambert could be (is) God
     
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    david moyes would be a dinner lady <ok>
     
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    Sir Alex Ferguson would be a shopping mall Santa.
     
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    Paul Jewell would be on the dole
     
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    Paul Jewell would be a football manager!
     
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    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    haha now you mention it I could actually see that dont know why though, a disturbing image
     
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    Ian Holloway would be Long John Silver
     
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    Sam Allardyce (well his head anyway) would be on Mt Rushmore
     
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    AVB would be an X-factor winner - currently doing a guest spot at Chicago's in Bungay.
     
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    Roy Keane would be a 007.
     
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    Arsene Wenger would be a geography teacher <ok>
     
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    Rooney would be the elf, if Ferguson is Santa.
     
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    Neil Warnock (prior to losing his job) would have run a 'second hand land'.
     
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    Colin would be an MP.
     
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    Capello would be able to work with his twin Angelos Epithemiou
     
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    Glenn Roeder would still be ****in useless.
     
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    Martin Jol would be a porn star
     
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    fabio capello would be starring in the dolmio adverts
     
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    Abu Qatada would be Chelsea coach if AVB wins X Factor
     
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    Pardew would work in a casino
    McLeish would be a whiskey taster
     
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