What won’t happen this season?

Just for the fun of it tell me what you don't think will happen this season (mostly related to Rovers)

Suggestions

1) Bristol Rovers will sneak into the playoffs

2) Bristol City will escape relegation View attachment 22375

3) Man City will retain the premier league title

4) Yeovil will get promoted

5) Bristol Rovers will reduce next seasons ticket prices.

I am sure that you can think of some more original and funny ones

COR

 

6) we wont get any more injuries

7) mr pickles changes his mind

8) hitchcock will score

9) Ward wont sign a new contract

10) blackburn wont sack another manager

 

11, JJO'T will cut his hair

12, Mark McChrystal will score a hatrick

13, Gas will stop calling C*ty supporters ****s

14, I will win this Friday's £80 million Euromillions and pump a significant amount of money into Rovers, in a flagrant breach of the FFP rules, and watch us sail serenly into the Championship in time for the opening of the UWE Stad.

15, I will win this Friday's Euromillions, buy 82 off of Pantsdown and then simply close it down.

 

Is it 80m on Friday me thinks buy a ticket win and renew my season ticket.

Hitch will score

Actually he is a baldee like you its a rug

Keep em comin

COR

 

16. you won't sack 6 managers next season and get higher than top 10

 

17, Gary and Lee Johnson will take joint charge of C**ty and lead them to the Promised Land of League 2.

18, Pep Guardiola will take charge of the Gas next season and we really will be the Barcelona of League 2

 

17, Gary and Lee Johnson will take joint charge of C**ty and lead them to the Promised Land of League 2.

 

19 city will win all 8 remaining games

20 SOD will stay manager of city

21 ward will take over as citys new manager

22 lee johnson joins rovers as manager

23 rovers announce sell of the club to an arabian prince who changes us to red (cardiff style)

 

24. swindon will go up

 

25 yeovil will make the play offs

 

26 City will beat Derby on Friday

 

27 Micheal Owen signs for Bristol City
28 Sunderland beat Man U

 

29 lambert will play for england

 

30 Rovers fans won't delete a comment

 

31 city fan wont give a reason to delete posts

 

32 ROD, Wiz and Shiny will bin their second hand Man U shirts and put on the hallowed Blue and White Quarters

 

33 People on the OS Forum will stop talking about David ****ing Pipe

 

34 Shiny will also bin his Arsenal and Rotherham shirts and come and join the atmospheric Blackthorne end

 

35 Rovers won't sell Ellis Harrison at the end of the season to us

 

36. MM and Gordon Strachan will transform Scotland's fortunes.
37. Hot shot Derek Riordan will score a goal.