...when we have mathematically, technically, ABSOLUTELY been promoted and hopefully as Champions, describe you emotions, what will you do, who will you phone or talk to first?? For me I will probably be in tears, phone my Dad and sisters, wind up a few Chelsea fans I know and say a prayer for my mum, God rest her soul
Assuming we gain the required points against Watford, not that we dare assume anything as R's fans. I'll probably shed a tear or two, open a can of Stella, & then it gets a bit difficult! Number one son is a QPR fan, number two son is a Watford fan! Number three son is wavering, I think I'm converting him into an 'R' from his Man. Utd leanings. I'll be speaking to all three, then it's party time! All R's fans have been through every emotion imaginable over the last fifteen years or so. I for one will be partying big time!
No longer given to laps of honour, I'll take the insincere big-ups from my Chelsea boss and colleagues and maybe raise the odd smile or two. Then I'll crawl back under my stone for the long boring summer, peering out every now and again to watch F1 and listen out for hints that Amit and Lakshmi are getting ready to do the business. On that side of things I'm sure we'll be a match for them bankers (is that the word?) in the prem!!
Firstly I will spray my body blue and white then run naked through the streets of Shepherds Bush singing " The R's are going up" then tell all my Chelsea mates that we're coming to get them.
