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What will Suarez do next?

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Canary Rob, Apr 25, 2013.

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What will Suarez do next?

  1. Assault a team mate

  2. Assault a referee/assistant referee

  3. Assault a fan

  4. Commit a career-ending (other player's career...) tackle

  5. Take a dump on the pitch

  6. Get caught speeding

  7. Shoot a youth team player with an air rifle

  8. Get in a twitter argument

  9. Start a war by abusing Bolivian players/fans in an international

  10. Run for President of Uruguay in breach of his player contract

  11. Send the FA a parcel bomb

  12. Get arrested for driving a golf buggy down a motorway while drunk

  13. Blow up his own house using fireworks

  14. Burn down up his own house by trying to burn a photo of Evra in a toaster

  15. Knock a policeman's helmet off at a match to rapturous Scouse applause

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  1. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Quiet board and so I thought we should get a poll going. Could even run a sweep stake, because let's face it, it's only a matter of time before Suarez lands himself in it again. Question is, what do people think he'll do.

    Vote away.
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 25, 2013
  2. irdan

    irdan Well-Known Member

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    Press conference slamming Liverpool and declaring his frustration at carrying 10 average players
     
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    irdan, Apr 25, 2013
  3. stilljaroldcanary

    stilljaroldcanary Well-Known Member

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    Just hope this ban includes at least one match against us next year to stop him scoring another damn hat trick against us
     
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    stilljaroldcanary, Apr 25, 2013
  4. tipsycanary

    tipsycanary Well-Known Member

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    He will steal a car and maybe involved in dog fighting ring. Maybe he will eat someones pet?
     
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    tipsycanary, Apr 25, 2013
  5. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member
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    I've cast my vote. Frankly I don't think running for president would breach his contract...
     
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    DHCanary, Apr 25, 2013
  6. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    A solid guess! Unfortunately I can't work out how to add it to the poll, but we can count it.
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 25, 2013
  7. POA1902

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    Go native and steal some hubcaps.
     
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    POA1902, Apr 25, 2013
  8. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    I think at this moment in time the most surprising thing he could do is stop being a twat and play football.

    My moneys on drunk golf buggy though.
     
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    Beefforhire-NCFC, Apr 25, 2013
  9. Oxcanary

    Oxcanary Well-Known Member

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    What about open his own burger chain where the customers are NOT given full details of the provenance of what they are eating!
     
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    Oxcanary, Apr 26, 2013
  10. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    I think he'll go on "Uruguay's Got Talent" and eat an apple through a letterbox.
     
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    Hairy Mary Quite Canary, Apr 26, 2013

  11. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Having completed his audition, Suarez is set to take the leading role in Hammer Films new production of Count Dracula
    please log in to view this image
     
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    KIO, Apr 26, 2013
  12. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Took me a moment to work out that one! <laugh>
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 26, 2013
  13. oldcanariesfan

    oldcanariesfan Well-Known Member

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    Go veggie ?
     
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    oldcanariesfan, Apr 26, 2013
  14. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    I should also have put cosmetic surgery on his gnashers... joining the likes of Bale and Rooney in going under the knife for vanity's sake.
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 26, 2013
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    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Why can't I vote or all 15?????:emoticon-0112-wonde

    16) In a Uruguary v Israel match, turn out dressed as a Arab!
     
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    ilovedelia, Apr 26, 2013
  16. white horse

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    score against you.
     
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    white horse, Apr 27, 2013
  17. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    We were thinking someone controversial, though I think we're the first to admit that it's something he does regularly. Here's hoping we get to play Liverpool in the first six games next season, eh?

    Ps it's called a joke.


    Edit: because I didn't know who Ipswich were
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 27, 2013
  18. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    How are we likely to play Ipswich at all next year, let alone in the first six games?
     
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    canary-dave, Apr 27, 2013
  19. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Who are Ipswich?

    I assumed he supported Liverpool <laugh>
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 27, 2013
  20. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Who are Ipswich?

    I assumed he supported Liverpool <laugh>
     
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    Canary Rob, Apr 27, 2013
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