When Fat Sally realises that Sir Myth isn't up in the Stand any more and he takes to comfort eating what weight will he be by Christmas
It's going to be an interesting season, we pretty much know what we are getting from Celtic, but no idea what Rangers will bring with a change in manager who has vowed to change to attacking football too. It might work out well for him, but with a modest budget to buy the players to change the style it could be a disaster.
We can't really judge the chubby funster on the games he was meant to manage in during his very long apprenticeship because in just about every game Auld Watler moved onto the touchline and took right over. That shows a lack of trust in the little fat lad. I've heard it said that he looks like a fat lesbian. Can't really say I disagree with that judgement. No offence to Ally if he's reading.
I worry about Sally in charge of them. I don't worry about his bird brain football knowledge. Remember Sally has been preparing for this position for a long time. Didn't he go to Belfast every weekend , the last time he was employed by Rangers. His Belfast Associations would have now similar interests as Sally, Downing Neil by fair means or fowl.
At least if he is fat he can still do his job. Can't say the same for Lennon - when is diagnosed as MENTAL!