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What type of **** should i have?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 12, 2011.

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Type of ****?

Poll closed Mar 22, 2011.

  1. Balistic

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  2. Sadistic

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  3. Kinky

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  4. Quick and stealthy

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  5. Cheik Tiote

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  6. Shag a pillow

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  7. In the shower

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  8. Satanic

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  9. Angry

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  10. Upside down

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I've just spent two hours filling in applications for new jobs, and i'm shattered, frustrated and i need to relieve some stress.

    What type of **** should i have?
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 12, 2011
  2. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    You could ask Joey Barton to do it. He's a first class W@nker.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Mar 12, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    He's a ****er, and you're a cock sucker.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 12, 2011
  4. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Walk towards a wall, turn with your back to the wall, take 10 paces, turn, bend forwards with your head pointing at the wall, run.

    That'll take your mind off ****ing, or just get a girlfriend.
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Mar 12, 2011
  5. MrToontastic

    MrToontastic Well-Known Member

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    I think these off-topic threads are going a little too far!
     
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    MrToontastic, Mar 12, 2011
  6. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Really? Have you seen your own avatar?
     
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    AH, Mar 12, 2011
  7. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Atleast i don't post threads about having a **** over a couple shagging in a house with a dog watching...
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 12, 2011
  8. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you try auto erotic asphyxiation? <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 12, 2011
  9. AH

    AH Active Member

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    I actually wrote a story the other day based on some 40-something year old who works in an office, then went home and had an asphyxiation ****..

    edit; a story for uni by the way guys...not just in my own free time haha
     
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    AH, Mar 12, 2011
  10. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Rep, just go for the asphyxiation:grin:
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Mar 12, 2011

  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Reckon he must be a pretty boy!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 12, 2011
  12. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    MURDERER!!! Did you never think that by ****ing, you are killing off innocent mini versions of yourself?? Acutally..... On second thoughts :p
     
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    QWOP, Mar 12, 2011
  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    good to see after a few pints and a stagger home that it's still intellectual hour <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Mar 12, 2011
  14. AH

    AH Active Member

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    More than likely! Probably owns a pair of pink short shorts!
     
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    AH, Mar 12, 2011
  15. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Rep
    This is why we need more football every weekend...

    edit; Sod it, it won't let me...
     
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    AH, Mar 12, 2011
  16. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Try a crank. AKA a **** until you cry
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Mar 12, 2011
  17. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Attempted rape.... sorry rep :angel:
     
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    QWOP, Mar 12, 2011
  18. AsprillasFurCoat

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    For ****'s sake! People'll be getting rep for saying rude words like poo bum willy next...
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Mar 12, 2011
  19. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    was an ironic statement referring to a quip posted before I went out so a bit pointless really <laugh> last time i drink that Blonde Bitter the name suggests girlie drink the fresh air suggested pavement face plant
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Mar 12, 2011
  20. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Hahahahahaha poo....

    edit; You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AsprillasFurCoat again.
    Damn!



    (Just kidding, don't worry..)
     
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    AH, Mar 12, 2011
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