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What To Do, What to Do?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 6, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Plenty actually!! 2 weeks off. Not going anywhere but plenty of rest, relaxation and exercise. Swimming mostly. Ah life is good.

    So long suckers!!
     
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  2. gas

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    See if you can swim across the North Sea to Norway<ok>
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Or in the bath with a toaster.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No. I'm a member of a club which has a swimming pool.
     
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  5. gas

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Len Fairclough
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You could take your goldfish for a walk.

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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Who's he?
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a goldfish, sorry.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You could try killing yourself to see how it goes? 2 weeks would be a decent amount of time to judge things on <ok>

    Would give us plenty of time to organise a not606 party too <ok>
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    Have a good one ER
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Do you have a dog? These handy dogbrellas mean that rain is no obstacle.

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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No but I have a pet spider.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

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    Are you sure it's really a spider?

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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a pet trouser snake. I pet him every day. Very good stress relief so it is.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Has no friends and even his own family avoid him.
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Isn't it a Barbados Threadsnake?

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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Here's everyone's least favourite **** folks.

    The nonce with the imaginary 4 kids and boyfriend.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So now you're saying my "boyfriend" is imaginary. You're a dribbling old **** who smells of horse pish and your cock doesn't work anymore and you're ugly.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Just how old are you? Infantile fud.
     
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