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What to do if you are a washed up drink/drug ravaged former dutch international?

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I :emoticon-0152-heart Women's Football!!!!!!
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    loads of support there <ok>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    did anyone lift the cups ??? <laugh>
     
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    Push up was the tactic to go for, clearly.
     
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    think someone should sticky this, where's Tash :bandit:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It looked very tight at the back in their games
     
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    It's unusual to see two big'uns upfront.
     
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    could be a massive fall out if someone puts a big tackle in
     
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    There were shrieks of delight everytime it went in the box
     
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    Heard they were banging them in from all angles.
     
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    Its probably breast if I don't say anything else about this event.
     
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    I suppose it will always have it's knockers
     
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    Modern footballers....what a bunch of fannies!
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    yer right, nothing like a good old fashion bust up
    and Delia shouting from the sideline "Lesbian having you"
     
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    The surface looks moist enough to accommodate a quick ball game.
     
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    Talk about banging one into an open goal
     
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    Apparently one of the teams were comprised of lesbians only... During the matches they were just willing the other teams to cum at them.
     
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    I believe they're sponsored by Snap on Tools.
     
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    They look like they'd all have 99 ball control in fifa.
     
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