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Off Topic What the **** is wrong with you?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Woodyhoopleson, Feb 22, 2016.

  1. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Being experts in finding fault in our team, management and ownership (and fairly so), are we any good in doing the same with ourselves?

    Working on a light fitting in a bathroom today, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was turning a screw, with a screwdriver, light pressure, an easy task, but my face was that of a man under huge exertion. I do it all the time - any job, virtually regardless of required effort, I look like a lunatic, and if I consciously try not to, I slow down, and 2 minutes later, I'm at it again. What the **** is wrong with me?

    I'm also emotionally deficient, prefer being alone than with others, and generally, view too many people as the enemy, until proven otherwise.

    What the **** is wrong with you?
     
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    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is wrong with me is a staggering and increasing level of sloth. I really can't be arsed a lot of the time.

    Oh, and procrastination. Anything that I don't actively want to do gets put off until the last minute, when I do it badly. Think it's part of the same malaise.
     
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  3. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Are these appalling character flaws the result of being a QPR fan, do you think, or are you naturally this ****ed up?
     
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  4. Jimbo ranger

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    Who gives a ****
     
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  5. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    That's a good point you make there jimbo.
     
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    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    I suspect I am subconsciously channeling Armand Traore. It's a brain worm issue.
     
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  7. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    I fear you are heading for a decline into mumblings of, "definitely Mackie, definitely an own goal, definitely Mackie."
    Turn and run Stan, you've still got time.
     
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  8. Bush Rhino

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    Definitely a little of both, enjoy the moments of clarity.
     
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  9. QPR999

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    When I'm working I strive to be the best of the best. When I'm not .. well that's another matter.

    We're only human. Try and strike a life/work balance Woody. There's stuff in life that matters. And there's stuff that doesn't.
     
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  10. Bush Rhino

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    Do you class modding as work?:1980_boogie_down: cause It's nice to know the mod putting in a shift in if the bloody team isn't.
     
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    You need to get help. Try talking to somebody, ask Ted for his phone number.
     
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    Sounds just like me, never do today what you can put off till tomorrow or next week or next year...:grin:
     
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  13. Uber_Hoop

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    Like Woody I prefer my own company. I loathe days when they're filled by a succession of boring meeting after boring meeting. I detest people that can get so animated about such trivia in these meetings. Why are some trifles so important to certain individuals?
     
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    What you need to do is drink a lot more coffee and not tea, and quit drinking alcohol and eat better.
     
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    Don't know what the fcuk you people are on about.

    If I have a choice of being alone or being with a friend, I prefer to be alone .............. probably cause I ain't got no friends but hey, who's counting?
    I have my parties in the red phone box across the road so get the fcuk of my case!

    Nothing pisses me orf more than people saying, I've got an attitude problem.
    Besides, if you think your pulling a face putting a screw in a light shade, you wouldn't want to see me dropping a terd!

    Next, someone will be telling me it's all because I support QPR !
    I rest my case, thank you linesmen, thank you ballboys.................................Stay beautiful people!
     
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  16. Rangers Til I Die

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    Light travels faster than sound which is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.
    A maximum of far too many business meetings!
     
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  17. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Capital punishment?
     
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    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    I'm a coffee addict, and I don't touch alcohol - turns me bonkers. I will however endeavour to eat with my mouth shut from now on
     
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    On reflection, not a thing in the world wrong with me since I got shut of my mirrors
     
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  20. QPR999

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    It would be if Mrs Nines didn't keep giving me odd jobs to do around the house.

    '' Have you changed those lightbulbs upstairs yet? '' She asks.

    '' I told you that I'll do them. There's no need to keep reminding me every six months! ''
     
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