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What the **** has everyone turned gay or sumthin, 50 shades of grey

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HandsomeDaniel, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. HandsomeDaniel

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    Oh its pure dirty man, have you never read the readers letter in British Wifes made up by the 18yo YTS'R!

    Far better than that shizz.

    Man up Biatches!
     
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  2. HandsomeDaniel

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    Oh but is literature and cos we can read things with more than 2 chapters that makes us pure intelligent and we can also understand the word cunnus( ****+hun)
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It's improved the lubrication on my wifes under-carriage.

    Long may it continue.
     
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  4. HandsomeDaniel

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    It's a **** book for Twilight lovers!
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're a sad **** that talks to himself <ok>
     
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  6. HandsomeDaniel

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    Your a sad ****, End Off!

    Thats what tha £10 a go lassie with ten STD'S at Anderston told me anyway Toby, she said she was really happy until after your quick exchange.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Odd how porn for wimmin is viewed as 'literature' but porn for men is durty, filthy, perverted and degrading to wimmin.

    Double standards. I blame us. We really took our eye off the ball when we let them have equality.
     
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  8. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    When we did what?
     
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  9. HandsomeDaniel

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    When we had a ham shank in front of the windae and got all misty brained and looked like a zombie so and the neighbour across the road called the polis, and the wife did the same but it was considered art and some guy took a picture and sold it Sachhi for £3m
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sssshhhhhhh. It's important to maintain the illusion that we let them have equality. They have spies everywhere.
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    op, go shag your sister. Daddy's finished.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    tina, you don't need to argue online with him.


    Just go downstairs and tell him <ok>
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    hi-****ing-larious.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'm waiting for the illustrated version to come out. And the audio version. Then the film.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Brett Easton-Ellis tweeted that he wanted to make a film of it with Mila Kunis in the lead role <stawner>

    Cos he's an adorer of the porky poker, though, she'll be out of focus for most of it with a big dong in the foreground.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Can she wear a wool beany hat and glasses like in Family Guy?

    Never knew Mr Easton-Ellis was a friend of Dorothy, who'd a thunk it.
     
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