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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    On the Internet, off the usual suspects?

    I buy a fair amount of crap like, got this cyst at the mo on my upper back/shoulder, had it for 30+ years and a few days before I'm off into hospital for my life saver, the twat decides to become infected. On the antibiotics for it but I need to squeeze the ****ing thing but can't reach....

    Oh for ****ing Amazon..bought these today, delivery tomorrow.....fun time <laugh>

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    Be honest mind, tell the truth.... Bought a silicone sex doll once online and expensive, still in the shed somewhere and gagging for it I bet.. :)
     
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    Keep fighting Joe , your girls need you buddy <ok>
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Cheers bro..<ok>

    Hope all is good with you and yours, crazy times at the moment..
     
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    Hi Joe, good luck with everything you’re going through.


    Do you have a lock on your shed?
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Yup but easily breakable..<laugh>
     
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    Sucky sold his TV to buy a DVD player. Does that count?

    Good luck Joe, all the best mate <ok>
     
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    Morning mate.
     
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    Alright mate. I see you made another day without getting your collar felt.
     
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    Which is a good day in my book. <laugh>

    Had to buy a poop scoop just now, spent 40 mins bopping round shops looking for a **** shovel for a cat ffs.

    I cant deal with **** or sick tbh turns me
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    C'mon I will be ok, strong as an ox and a mind like spock.. Some of you must have bought some wacky **** surely?

    Bought 2 of these wasp catchers in-between Christmas and New Year, was thinking ahead with a ****ed up heart..<laugh>

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    I hate to break this to you mate but neither can the cat <laugh>

    Cats don't like ****ting openly inside so I assume you're either not letting it out or not providing a suitable tray with cat litter indoors.

    Either way mate, that cat is in distress lol. Probably more than you.
     
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    Got one of these last year, used it twice. <doh>
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Mate of mine on here bought a Spurs season ticket on line ...
     
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    Rectal plunger?
     
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    Oh i know that mate ive had a cat before, hes got one of those litter trays with a lid and a small door (i guess to keep the smell in and offer some privacy as you say)

    The mrs has done it now, she knows i dont do poo.
     
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    Lol you wish


    Its a Pollen press for kief, the "dust" that collects in my weed grinder goes in it (you need a fair bit though at Least 2 grams) then comoress it and leave it somehwre warm over night = lovely pure hash
     
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    I remember buying one time something called an acoustic rubber mute silencer.

    Only thing was I bought a perfectly round one, because this donut didn't think to allow for the shape of the neck on the sound hole! So I thought no problem, I'll cut it to size. Well let's just say the fooking thing ended up in the bin!

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    Theres a thread i think on the hull board looking for a guitarist for a band mate.

    I already tagged hiag :bandit:
     
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