What Southampton player will we buy next week?

Following the news that Leicester have snapped up the player that ran us ragged last week,
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11712/7442281/Leicester-land-Drinkwater
which Southampton player is going to impress Pearson enough on Monday for us to pen an offer for?

 

Hopefully none of them!

By that I mean that they have an off day

Although i'd take Lallana in a second. He's what we're missing.

 

You couldn't afford him.

 

Lallana has looked class everytime i have seen him

 

You're wrong.

We couldn't get him, we could afford to get a bid accepted but we wouldn't be able to get him out of Southampton.

 

None of your bids would be accepted. Cortese would keep shooting you down until you got the message.

 

Well it doesn't matter, because it's not going to happen is it?

 

no, because you couldn't afford him trololol.

 

Brilliant.

 

Why would any of our players want to join a team that's trying to finish in a respectable mid table position?

You can have puncheon and a couple of lads who can't get a game though.

 

why are you taking a clear joke seriously?

The joke is that we try sign players who have played well against us in the previous game.


Maynard, Sharp and Drinkwater all follow it.

 

If I was taking it seriously I wouldn't of said a side aiming to finish mid table plank! Lol

 

Thankyou. It was rather good, wasn't it?

 

I skim read it as 'a team in mid table'.

I do apologise.

 

Not a bad effort

 

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

Don Vito Cortese? .. one of my favourite films of all time ...

 

FF,


I'm probably thinking of another film but isn't it Corleone. Sorry in anticipation of being wrong

 

SMLS - you are quite correct - I was merely playing...

 

Stfu you idiot.. Why wum.. You give us a bad name!