What Questions?

There have been some excellent question threads recently. Some have been total sh.ite.

What questions would you like to have been asked that we may have missed?

I actually ask this at the end of some job interviews, it makes a change from "Do you have any questions for us?" It gives the candidate a chance to spit out whatever it is that they were burning to tell you about themselves. It also puts them on the spot and they have to think on their feet. There is science backing this up iirc. Or maybe I just made it up.

 

Why do I open your ****e posts? That would be my first one.

I like Grove.

 

What's your favourite type of biscuit?

 

What’s your favourite tranny porn site?

 

Belgian Collection by M&S.

 

My sister makes amazing custard creams.

 

I bet she does...

 

I know I am opening myself up to some dreadful and hurtful abuse here however ....

Since I received a backhanded compliment from one of our co-respondents on one of my 'hobbies' what would my fellows think is a sensible, no ... scrap that, an appropriate age to stop visiting Edinburgh's extensive selection of Gentleman's Clubs.

Any c**t stating an age under seventy can f**k off!

 

Keep going until your last day, buddy.

 

Think it was a good few years ago but was there not a story of some important punter in 'Auld Reekie' being stretchered out of one of the city's 'finest' after suffering a heart attack; big cop, councilor or whatever?

Anyway, now that my Mum has taken the night train to Munich I'm not to bothered where or what I am up to when I peg oot!

 

Good stuff. I can see Kenny checking out with a 19yo Romanian sitting on his face with another one sniffing coke off his viagra induced dong

 

A "19yo Romanian" would f****n' kill me!

 

Until ye start needing Viagra or an elastic band around yer nuts keep on truckin

 

As long as you have the funds available and it doesn't impact any other relationship you have I'd say carry on until you are let down by your chap who can no longer stand to attention. Providing you are not expecting the ladies to do anything untoward it is a win-win, you get your weekly happy ending and they get money to spend in Sports Direct and Aldi. If the adverts in the Newsagents near me are anything to go by such establishments employ mainly students so think of it as doing your bit to further the education of the tuggers.

I am sure in the not so distant future a former worker will look up at the photo on the mantelpiece of her in the gown and mortarboard with a degree in Media Studies and will thank every bloke who jizzed on her tits. You could say you are performing a vital social service.

 

All wise, thoughtful, considerate and considered words however a "weekly happy ending" is not affordable. My lifestyle involves bi-annual or tri-annual binges on bourbon and bushes when I fall from my otherwise Calvinist existence into a pit of fleshy and moist depravity.

My holidays outwith the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland have their own 'rules' however, to my cost, the difference between hostess entertainment and varied sexual entanglements are not as clear cut as those which exist in my hometown.

Again, thank you for your understanding and time.

 

Back in the dim and distant past I think some twat started a thread entitled "What's Your Favourite Biscuit?"

I think so, anyway.

 

Why are you still alive?

 

I expect because he is still breathing.

Are you ****in thick or what? Presume you're a ****in nig nog.